when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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