Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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