My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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