all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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