Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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