White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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