Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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