JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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