Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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