Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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