so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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