Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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