dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Randomize