Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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