I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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