Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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