did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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