I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program