What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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