he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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