Your dad touched me again.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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