The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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