Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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