our cab driver is having phone sex.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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