i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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