what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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