He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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