? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sponge bath it is.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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