he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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