Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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