Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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