I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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