Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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