My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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