I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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