I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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