I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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