We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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