My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
soo... how was my night?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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