And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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