from now on my penis is your penis
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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