Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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