Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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