My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize