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(502): View more from Kentucky

I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...

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your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen

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(901): View more from Tennessee

If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.

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(727): View more from Florida

I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up

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