Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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