is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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