is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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