You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize
