Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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