Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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