he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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