420 ftw
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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