can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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